Seagulls Haunt Me In My Sleep

from Wrong Shade Of Orange (Demo) by MAD SPANNER

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lyrics

I'm not well. It's day 33. I haven't rested properly in weeks. My hollow eyes peek from under the bedsheets because the seagulls haunt me in my sleep. The seagulls haunt me in my sleep.

Their beady eyes stare right through me, directly into my turkeyed soul desperate for leftovers. They have sensed my fear and prepare to form a disappointment swarm and yeah, they come flapping. Urban adaptation has developed these pests to killers. I wail around like a flannel as they peck me senseless. I am nothing but gory cheese as I am torn to pieces and the alpha gull does a single defecation drop on top of me. Toss and turn, toss and turn, tossing cold sweat, I wake up yelling - the seagull fear suffocates me completely like a fat hug, I tear the curtain down to find right there before me, a row of gulls gazing back for more because I'm still just their seagull whore!!

Now it's day 34, and the seagulls haunt me in my sleep.
The seagulls still haunt me in my sleep.

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from Wrong Shade Of Orange (Demo), released July 18, 2017
All Instruments/Written by Michael Randall

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MAD SPANNER Aberystwyth, UK

Frantic, bizarre and utterly wild. Introducing Mad Spanner! Always seeking to put the absurd onstage, dedicated to delivering an intense tornado of a show with energy and passion unparalleled!