99% Effective

from Sisyphus Happy by MAD SPANNER

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lyrics

Post-coitus has me
satisfied, elated like
nothing can ever go wrong
But hubris can only take you so far
so here I sing this song

She leans in for a cwtch but now
I've found my condoms split
My following advice to all you is all of you here
- Stay calm. Don't panic and yell
"Where's the cum?!"

99% effective
Condom efficacy taken for granted
Racing heart and shallow breathing
I took precautions, this contraception!
spiraling paternal fears
never wanted this for many more years
Screaming shouting yelling toddlers,
ball and chain of responsibility

"Wheres the cum!?"

She took me to the willow tree
held my hand and then said to me
She went to the doctors and took the pill
...said it was 99% effective.

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from Sisyphus Happy, released October 1, 2023

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MAD SPANNER Aberystwyth, UK

Frantic, bizarre and utterly wild. Introducing Mad Spanner! Always seeking to put the absurd onstage, dedicated to delivering an intense tornado of a show with energy and passion unparalleled!