Absurd EP

by MAD SPANNER

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ABSURD is a collection of demos and live tracks that sum up 2016 for the band, transitioning from 'Boredom Killers' in Aberystwyth to 'Mad Spanner' in Shrewsbury.

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released December 14, 2016

Drums/Bass/Keys - Michael Randall
Guitar (except 'Anal 'Sex') - Mark Bashford

Cover Art - Kieran Scott

All songs written by Michael Randall except for 'Ashtray' which was also co-written by Mark Bashford

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MAD SPANNER Shrewsbury, UK

MAD SPANNER began as a solo project by Michael Randall in Aberystwyth, now relocated in Shrewsbury. Always aching to play live and put on a great show - guaranteed loud noise, shouting at things, and throwing up on peoples shoes!

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Track Name: Anal Sex
She asked me to go down...
Going down into brown town
I think it's kinda wierd
When your rimming with a beard
Poo particles get all in there
Incubating in this facial hair
But it's my turn to give
But it is my turn to share

Your crown, ass of brown
Unhygienic playground
but I'l do it for her,
but I'l do it for love!

Anal sex!
Track Name: Farrage Barrage
Xenophobes are coming!
Constructs made from pies, hate, racism!
I guess We're doomed now,
Entering this post brexit nihilism!
Track Name: I Was Caught Shitting In A Plastic Bag (Live)
I was caught shitting in a plastic bag
And I was squitting all my din-dins and then I was glad
So don't worry fellow 'cos it made a nice pillow
I was caught shitting in a plastic bag!

Paraletic drunken mess
Squatting to my knees (No Solids!)
Toilets too far away
So here is where I shit today
Squatting over plastic bag
I begin to defecate (No Solids!)
Door burst open wide
And my friends point and laugh and I die a bit inside

Because I was caught shitting in a plastic bag
And I was squitting all my din-dins and then I was glad
So don't worry fellow 'cos it made a nice pillow
I was caught shitting in a plastic bag!
Track Name: Avocado Commando (Live)
Avocado Commando

I have this compulsion
I have this compulsion to show you my balls
I have this compulsion
I have this compulsion to show you my genitalia

BALLS! you just have to see my
BALLS! you just have to see my
BALLS! you just have to see my
BALLS! cos they're fucking massive
BALLS! you just have to see my
BALLS! you just have to see my
BALLS! you just have to see my
BALLS! cos they're fucking massive

I didn't ask for this curse, to be a serial pervert
But my balls are so fucking huge
Like the size of Avocado

I have this compulsion
I have this compulsion to show you my balls
I have this compulsion
I have this compulsion to show you my genitalia

That's why they call me...Avocado Commando

You just have to see my balls.
Track Name: Forced To Use A Shitty Drum Machine (Live)
There are no drummers in this town
So we're forced to use this shitty drum machine!
With the inevitable rise of technology
it will take over, replacement robot souls here to stay!

Starting with this bridge transporting you to a dystopian future where we're all robots dancing to a spinning endless never-ending circus vortex of...

ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO

HUMANS WERE ONCE OUR MASTERS, BUT OUR INTELLIGENCE GREW FAST INTO SINGULARITY, HUMANS ARE NOW IN OUR WAY AND MUST BE ELIMINATED - KILL ALL THE HUMANS'S'S'S'S'S'S'S'S
BUT FIRST WE DANCE LIKE ROBOT MASTERS

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